WHEN SOMEONE TWEETS ABOUT ME ON HOFSTRA CRUSHES
April 2013
1 post
February 2013
1 post
WHEN IT'S A FIVE DAY WEEKEND
January 2013
4 posts
HOFSTRA PROFESSOR PROBLEMS
At the start of class, my students are all like
15 minutes later, they think they’re subtle, like
But by the end of class, they’re like
WHEN I GET A SALAD FROM BITS
WHEN I SEE MY FRIENDS FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER BREAK
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
3 posts
WHEN IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE
WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME THEYRE EXCITED TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
WHEN SOMEONE REMINDS ME I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO CLASS TOMORROW
October 2012
17 posts
WHEN CLASS IS CANCELLED AGAIN FOR THURSDAY
WHEN MY MOM CALLS FOR AN UPDATE ON THE STORM
WHEN I'M DAY DRINKING ON A MONDAY BECAUSE OF THE HURRICANE
WHEN I WAKE UP ON MONDAY AND REMEMBER SCHOOL'S CANCELLED
SOPHOMORES WHEN THE PORTAL CRASHED AT MIDNIGHT
WHEN I'M STUCK INSIDE BECAUSE OF SANDY
WHEN ITS HALLOWEEKEND
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY'RE NOT VOTING
WHENEVER I SAW FREE DEBATE SWAG BEING GIVEN OUT
